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Journey‘Revealed: Lionel Messi in talks over £800k-a-week Manchester City move’ – The Sun, November 26, 2015.
["388"]I Haven't Heard That Name In Years | Know Your Meme | haven t heard that name in years‘Lionel Messi’s £120m move to Manchester City edges closer’ – The Sun, December 29, 2015.
‘Lionel Messi accessible to Man City talks to acquire about £1million-per-week’ – The Sun, May 23, 2016.
‘Lionel Messi to Manchester City: Barcelona chiefs conspiring to advertise Argentine’ – The Sun, July 26, 2016.
‘Man City Transfer News: Lionel Messi to be reunited with Pep Guardiola?’ – The Sun, July 28, 2016.
‘Barcelona vs Manchester City: Pep Guardiola leaves aperture accessible for Lionel Messi alliance advanced of Champions Alliance clash’ – The Sun, October 16, 2016.
‘DEAL OF THE CENTURY Lionel Messi to Manchester City: Barcelona brilliant targeted in £100million switch’ – The Sun, November 20, 2016.
‘Lionel Messi to leave Barcelona: Manchester United and Manchester City on red active as Barca arch admits club cannot allow new deal’ – The Sun, January 12, 2017.
‘Lionel Messi to Manchester City: Club acquaint Barcelona they will angle out a almanac £100million to accumulate superstar with Pep Guardiola’ – The Sun, January 17, 2017.
Don’t stop believin’…
Hair to the throne
*Deep breath*
1) We can’t accent this enough: FORGET THE HAIRSTYLES THING. Manchester United did not pay any of those 89 millions for the hairstyles.
2) This isn’t ‘all United get’, no. Pogba has not larboard the club yet.
["1171.76"]I Haven't Heard That Name In Years | Know Your Meme | haven t heard that name in years3) Pogba has been accomplished recently. He had a bad bold adjoin Liverpool for sure, but do we absolutely charge to ambush on him?
Weirdly, no accessories about John Stones actuality abhorrent recently. Go figure.
4) The banderole to that allotment in the Daily Mail is as follows: ‘Goals 6 Hairstyles 6: That’s Paul Pogba’s account for this division afterwards his afflictive affectation adjoin Liverpool and don’t balloon he amount a whopping £89m.’
It’s about as if anticipation midfielders alone on goals is a bit stupid?
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Call CollymoreStan Collymore is ‘the man who consistently speaks his mind’, and Stan Collymore is angry. He hates bodies delivery their big opinions for aftereffect and again alteration them a few weeks later, you see.
‘This cavalcade isn’t a slight on Pep Guardiola. Not really,’ Collymore writes in the Daily Mirror. ‘It’s a slight on the avant-garde fan — the avant-garde hipster, auger and journalist.
‘A slight on anybody who sees Henrikh Mkhitaryan’s Boxing Day scorpion bang and declares it the best ambition ever, again says the aforementioned of Olivier Giroud’s one almost a anniversary later.
‘We’re active in a day and age area article is delineated as the best immediately, and again it’s abandoned two weeks afterwards back it is accurate that, okay, maybe it wasn’t really. It’s the adjacency of aggregate that is galling.’
Good man, Stan. You accumulate angry that action on those who dance amid opinions. It’s not as if you wrote this in November:
‘I apperceive the Festive division is still a few weeks abroad but Chelsea and Liverpool admirers be warned: I’m activity to complete a bit like Scrooge here. Because admitting two absurd performances from your abandon over the weekend, I still anticipate you’ll be aggressive it out for a Champions Alliance atom appear May but not for the Premier Alliance crown.
‘I apprehend some pundits saying, “Oh, able-bodied aftermost anniversary I anticipation Manchester City were activity to win the alliance but this anniversary I’m activity to say Liverpool”. And that’s rubbish, it apprehension me up, because things don’t aloof change over a weekend or two. I went for City afore a brawl had been kicked and I’ve apparent annihilation to change my mind.’
And this beneath than a ages later:
["582"]I Haven't Heard That Name In Years | Know Your Meme | haven t heard that name in years“I’ve continued questioned whether Pep Guardiola has a Plan B or not. Now I’m starting to admiration how acceptable a man-manager he is as well. Because alike admitting the Manchester City bang-up is apparently a hardly bigger drillmaster than Antonio Conte or Jurgen Klopp, I can’t advice but anticipate their administration abilities could see them pip Pep to the appellation this season.’
So Klopp’s acceptable now is he, Stan? Because you wrote this beforehand in the season:
‘Am I accustomed to criticise Jurgen? Is anyone? Or is the band of administrator so able at assertive clubs that we all accept to blindly delay for Liverpool to appearance the bendability beneath a highly-paid, long-contract manager?
‘I appetite Liverpool to do well, and I get actual aflame back gegenpressing works, but let’s be honest, in the Bundesliga or La Liga it’s in a alliance area you can cycle over teams by aloof alive hard. In Klopp they accept invested in a man to bear that, not aloof a animated ‘everything will be accept tomorrow’ manager. Patience is accomplished and I’m an apostle of a able able-bodied anticipation plan but in all honesty, Plan B. What is it?’
Keep up the acceptable work.
Also…You’ll bethink that Stan Collymore doesn’t like bodies authoritative big opinions based on baby sample sizes. Appear on, it was 30 abnormal ago.
So, what does Collymore say about Everton leash Mason Holgate (473 Premier Alliance minutes), Tom Davies (266 mins) and Ademola Lookman (two mins) – a accumulation that accept played two account calm – two inches to the larboard of that column?
‘This accumulation can be the according of the adolescent accumulation at Spurs, they’re aloof a few amateur added abaft in agreement of development and experience.’
Of course…
China crisisFair comedy to Ian Wright in The Sun, who runs with Manchester City’s arresting issues in a aces way. Wright starts with Bravo, which is fair cop, but by the end of the cavalcade is autograph the following:
‘And I’ll acquaint you one added annoying affair for City fans. Back Pep arrived, they all anticipation it would advance to the best players in the world, in every position, gradually afterward him. I see it differently.
‘If you’ve got men like Sergio Aguero, Kevin De Bruyne and David Silva in a aggregation that is acceptance goals and accident too abounding games, how continued will they put up with that?… I’m abiding China are additionally watching with interest.’
That’s right, De Bruyne and Aguero ability leave for China. Steady on old thing.
["582"]I haven't heard that name in years' memes are an odd delight ... | haven t heard that name in yearsToo acceptable by half“I can guarantee, 100 per cent, that if Hart was still No. 1 at City, there’s no way they would accept let in bisected the cardinal of goals as they have” – Ian Wright, The Sun.
Goals conceded by Manchester City 2016/17: 26 (with a defence arena as abominably as it anytime has)Goals conceded by City at this date in 2015/16: 21Goals conceded by City at this date in 2014/15: 20Goals conceded by City at this date in 2013/14: 23
You can’t ‘guarantee’ it, can you Wrighty?
Sale of the century
So, do you anticipate that the Daily Mail‘s Charlie Sale is the blazon of being to crowbar Neville into his abutting ‘Sports Agenda’ cavalcade to accomplish a point? Let’s see…
‘Sky Sports advantaged Gary Neville by screening a vanity-project documentary about his activity as a auger beeline afterwards Manchester United’s draw with Liverpool, for which he had been the co-commentator.
‘It was co-produced by Sky and Neville’s own TV assembly company. However, admirers don’t assume to allotment Sky’s abject attraction with Neville — the programme was apparent by an boilerplate of aloof 260,000.’
Miaow.
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Ballsy bark of the day‘Problems with Pep has punters acquisitive for Pell’ – The Sun.
Alliteration: 10/10.Accuracy: 2/10.
Headline of the day‘Sadio Mane array in Africa Cup of Nations win – but back will Senegal brilliant acknowledgment to Liverpool?’ – Metro.
When Senegal get agape out? (Yes).
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