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One of the absolutely fun things about activity is award yourself in places and situations that you never absurd yourself actuality in. Growing up on Long Island in the home of a ancestor who never bolter or alike endemic a weapon any added almighty than his Rogers Hornsby baseball bat, I never anticipation I’d see the central of a gun shop, abundant beneath in the role of consumer.
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WTF happened to Planters cheese balls!!!! - Home | Facebook | What Happened To Planters Cheese BallsWhile I’ve never hunted, I accept been fishing on abundant occasions. What I didn’t apperceive about was aloof how abounding brands of worms there are! (Hoffman Collection)
Our niece who lives with us is activity bottomward to Washington, D.C. hunting for a job as she prepares to alum college. She’s hardly a rube, in fact, she has lived in, and visited some of the best abroad and alien places in the world. However, as my wife acicular out, job interviews in new cities can be abounding with risk. (I am what you would call, “risk averse”! Risky behavior to me is activity into an Italian restaurant and not acclimation the dogie parmesan.) That is why my wife instructed me to go out and acquirement a baby can of blush pepper spray.
Pink pepper spray. Strong abundant to booty bottomward a man, but affable abundant for a woman. (Hoffman Collection)
Our aboriginal stop was at the bounded Walmart. Surprisingly, the Walmart in Clifton Park didn’t backpack pepper spray. Of course, it wasn’t aloof any pepper aerosol we were attractive for. My wife insisted it be a feminine attractive pepper spray, so it had to be pink. While we didn’t acquisition the pepper aerosol at Walmart, we did see an absorbing arrangement of feminine firearms.
I’m not abiding if women appoint in “macho gun banter” the way men do in the movies, but I’m appealing assured that “One apocryphal move, and I’ll draft you abroad with this actuality Daisy”, doesn’t come off as actuality decidedly intimidating. (Hoffman Collection)
Since Walmart was of little help, I had to booty affairs into my own hands, and fabricated my way to a gun abundance a little arctic of us. I’ve apprenticed accomplished the abode hundreds of times, but I had never already ventured inside. However, I now had a reason. I was activity to stride in confidently, and acrid of machismo, I was activity to ask for ahem, ahem…
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What Ever Happened To...Planter's Cheez Balls? - The Ventilator | What Happened To Planters Cheese Balls“A can of blush pepper spray…please.”
Okay, maybe not as adulthood as I anticipation it would sound, but I wasn’t in there to buy a Luger, so I had to accomplish it attending like I was adequate assuming my task.
In a atrocious attack to deliver my manhood, I bound jaunted off to the abutting liquer store, and asked for canteen of article “manly”. They handed me Adom Carrolla’s Mangria. I assumption that’s Sangria for men? I assumption instead of putting cut up bake-apple in it, you put decayed nails in instead. (Hoffman Collection)
I absolved into the gun shop, and I charge say, I was a bit taken aback. As if you couldn’t tell, I’m not what best bodies would alarm a “gun enthusiast”. In fact, I’ve alone attempt a gun already in my life. It was with my father-in-law aback about 1988. My father-in-law was from rural Pennsylvania. Russell, PA, if I’m not mistaken. (It should be acclaimed that while Pennsylvania is apparently best accepted for its better cities, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, it’s absolutely rural everywhere abroad in between. It was political architect James Carville who said of Pennsylvania, “There’s Philly and Pittsburgh, and everywhere in between, is Alabama.”) As such, my wife’s ancestor knew his way about a firearm.
You could accept alleged him “Swede” or aloof “Norm”, but if you’re calling on his daughter, it was best to bethink that he absolutely did beddy-bye with a shotgun abutting to his bed. However, the bravest affair he apparently anytime did was booty this burghal semite out shooting! (Hoffman Collection)
I don’t anamnesis how abounding accoutrements my father-in-law owned, I knew he had a shotgun, and a .22 ability burglarize which he acclimated for hunting. He claimed to accept a pistol, but I’m not abiding which kind. How “licensed” it was is apparently additionally accountable to debate. I wouldn’t call him as a gun beneficiary or enthusiast. He hunted, and he enjoyed the abstraction of accepting a gun in his abode for protection, but he wasn’t what some would call as a “gun-nut”. He saw a applied purpose for owning firearms, and one of them wasn’t demography on the gov’t in some array of backward people’s revolution.
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What Happened To Planters Cheese Balls - Laura Williams | What Happened To Planters Cheese BallsThe annoying woodchuck. I’m appealing assured that best of my father-in-law’s kills complex varments as against to “jack-booted gov’t thugs”. (You Tube)
At any rate, my father-in-law took me out in his auto and approved to me how to handle a .22 ability rifle. He brought with him a adolescent can, and a Planters Cheese Balls canister, and put them up in a timberline at what I estimated to be about 30 yards away. After admonishing me about pointing the burglarize at him and his truck, I took my best shot…literally, and hit the adolescent can and the Cheese Balls. I was absolutely admiring with myself, and while I didn’t animalism over the abstraction of cutting varmants or any added active critter, I did feel that for the aboriginal time in my life, I accepted the blitz that gun enthusiasts feel back battlefront a weapon.
A .22 ability rifle. Cheese Balls beware! (New York Times)
It was with this somewhat beneath than audacious accomplishments apropos my acquaintance with firearms, and those who accord in them, that I waltzed into the aloft gun boutique and began to assumption the situation. I accept to admit, I was afire with curiousity to see what the central of a gun boutique was like. I was best absorbed in seeing absolutely what a law-abiding American aborigine with no bent aesthetics could acquirement if the affection happened to move them. What I saw was absolutely fascinating, and a little bit frightening.
From what I’ve been informed, don’t accompany these to a gun fight. (Hoffman Collection)
I accept to say, the armory that one can aggregate in this accompaniment is absolutely impressive. There were advance rifles, shotguns, bolt activity rifles, and pistols, pistols, pistols! They had Glocks for all of your moods, additional a .357 Magnum. I was attractive for a .44 Magnum, (The best able blaster in the world) but afore I could absolutely alpha blockage out the merchanidise, the man abaft the adverse asked if he could advice me with anything. While I’d like to be aloft the begrimed addiction of stereotyping, I am unfortunately, all too human. The admirer who assissted me looked absolutely how I pictured what somebody who formed in a “weapons’ depot” would attending like.
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The man who waited on me had a baldheaded head, a Duck Dynasty beard, and tatoos that went from his hands, appropriate up to his neck. He additionally couldn’t accept been added accessible or added polite. He was additionally adroit abundant to ascertain that I wasn’t abundant of a “gun-guy”. I told him that our niece was affective to Washington, D.C., and that I was attractive for pepper spray. He agreed that it was a acceptable abstraction for a adolescent woman in a big burghal to accept some protection. Then I mentioned that my wife had said that it should be pink, so it’s at atomic array of feminine. He said, I apperceive aloof what she’s talking about, and handed me a blush can of pepper spray.
Everybody has an assessment today apropos the 2nd amendment, an alteration that was afterwards any altercation through the aboriginal bisected of this nation’s history. As the technology of firearms, accompanying with the beginning of burghal abandon began to increase, gun buying became a hot-button political issue. Many liberals feel that the 2nd alteration is outdated. The actuality is, it no best matters, too abounding Americans accept guns, and the acceptance that we as Americans accept a axiological appropriate to own accoutrements is too built-in in our aggregate psyche’ for that to change anytime soon.
Did James Madison, and the added contributors to the Constitution and the Bill of Rights accept this in apperception back they wrote the 2nd Amendment? (Getty Images)
It seems about incredible that the American bodies accept become accommodated to the actuality that accumulation shootings are artlessly activity to happen, and there aren’t any laws that can stop this. The bacchanalia analgesic has replaced the consecutive analgesic as the alone Americans abhorrence the most, but not abundant to achieve any absolute gun ascendancy laws. We can’t alike canyon accepted faculty accomplishments checks on the federal level. We weren’t alike able to appear to an acceding afterwards Sandy Hook, one of the affliction tragedies in avant-garde American history. Is there absolutely annihilation that can be done?
Well, I’ll acquaint you what, this is one “cowboy” who’s not activity to be bent extemporaneous in case I’m in the bosom of a shootout. I wonder, does pepper aerosol appear in audacious blue? If so, you can appear pry it from my algid asleep hands!
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