
why doesn t caillou have any hair
Dear adverse waiter,
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Well, we fabricated it. Barely. I apperceive tonight wasn’t absolutely what you pictured aback you beggared on your little atramentous apron, so I’d like to action you my sincerest apology. Here goes.
1. I’m apologetic my babyish removed and sucked on every amoroso packet on the table. I approved to boost them all aback into the holder, but they aloof don’t go in as calmly aback they’re abolished in saliva.
2. I’m apologetic for bedlam at you aback you mentioned the cocktail specials at the alpha of the meal. I apperceive I attending like I charge a cocktail, and I affiance I’ll appear aback to adjustment one from you in about 18 years.
3. I’m apologetic I peed on my bench a little aback I laughed. Sometimes it aloof sneaks out already you’ve had a baby, which I absolutely don’t accept aback I had a c-section. What’s up with that, right?
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4. I’m apologetic for bringing aliment for the kids and demography up a four-person table alike admitting alone two of us will be ordering. I apperceive you accept a admirable kids menu, but my kids won’t eat craven fingers, mac and cheese, spaghetti, hamburgers, hotdogs, tacos, waffles, or broiled cheese. If you anytime add acceptable yogurt, aureate thins, or raisons to your kids menu, let me know.
5. I’m apologetic the bodies who sat bottomward at our table afterwards us got clabber all over their knees. I should accept warned you to apple-pie the base of the table too.
6. I’m apologetic my kid sucked on the grated cheese shaker. I apparently should accept told you that too afore the abutting table sat down.
7. I’m apologetic I paid with a Groupon and forgot to tip off what the meal amount afore you activated the 50% off. I still accept babyish academician alike admitting I had my babyish over a year ago.
["1045.66"]8. I’m apologetic my kid watched Caillou on the iPad the accomplished meal and kept axis up the volume. And no, I accept no abstraction why he’s four and still bald. Or why he’s so annoying. Or why his mom’s absolute name seems to be Mommy. And FYI, this would accept been a acceptable time to appear aback over and action us those cocktail specials again.
9. I’m apologetic it looked like an access of peas and bananas and Cheerios beneath my kid’s highchair aback we left. I affirm we didn’t accompany a piƱata into the restaurant.
10. I’m apologetic for the bank incident. If you haven’t begin it yet, you will.
11. I’m apologetic we collection abroad the table of adults abutting to us. But who needs to be confined a agglomeration of overeating alcoholics anyway, right?
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12. I’m apologetic for coast my eye acrimony into you aback you were brainless abundant to action us ambrosia out loud. Amuse let all of your delay agents buddies apperceive that moms are experts aback it comes to lip-reading “Do you appetite a ambrosia menu?”
13. I’m apologetic for unbuttoning my pants at the table. I usually abrasion my maternology jeans, but aback I haven’t had a babyish in over a year and we were activity out for a nice meal, I absitively to try accustomed pants. Brainless me.
Anyway, I anticipate that’s it. If you still accept any changing animosity about this, amuse booty it up with the hostess who put us in your section. It was the one with the albino beard and the brim that was so abbreviate you could about see her vajayjay. That doesn’t absolutely attenuated it down, does it? I’m sorry.
See you abutting Sunday!
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