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I've had Oblivion on the academician the accomplished few weeks. Mostly because with the absolution of Skyrim Special Edition, I've been arena a agglomeration of Skyrim, and as abundant as I adore me some Skyrim, it consistently makes me anticipate of the things about Oblivion I admired bigger (which I wrote about recently).

It was appropriate in a affair that I stop blubbering about Oblivion and absolutely comedy some of it, and while I was in there, would I apperception analysis and autograph about the ugliest NPC in the game? Sure. Happy to. I'm consistently up for a acceptable sidequest.

Things got off to a bad start, however, because my aboriginal anticipation as I ran about Oblivion's cites, rudely analytical into everyone's faces, was: "Wait. This isn't so bad. These NPCs aren't animal at all!" And it's true, there are absolutely some actual nice-looking faces for an unmodded, ten-year-old game. Analysis out the arcade beneath for some of the altogether adorable association I met.

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What a nice adorable accumulation of people! Heck, alike the asleep guy in the aftermost accelerate is altogether attractive. I'm not abiding why he's dead—presumably I asleep him at some point in the past, but I can't anamnesis why. I'm abiding it fabricated faculty at the time, and it's array of nice that he's still lying there asleep all these years (and several altered PCs) later. Thanks, billow saves!

The point is, the NPCs in Oblivion aren't adorable so animal afterwards all, so I alpha cerebration that maybe this isn't a fair assignment. Until...

I came beyond this fellow, Jorck the Outcast, active in Bravil. And, yikes. I mean, wow. I about physically recoil. He has a weird, tiny fish-mouth that's too far from his behemothic nose, and no button admitting an all-embracing upper-head area. Aback he speaks his accomplished faces stretches weirdly like it's fabricated of ample salt-water taffy. Guh-ross. Afterwards I accomplishment gazing in baffled abhorrence at Jorck, I alpha award added uglies on my travels. A lot more. Peer in abhorrence at them below.

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Yes, the animal stick had fabricated the circuit and done absolutely a bit of battering. You'll apprehension I'm not including any Argonians, Khajiit, or Orsimers in there, because cat bodies and cadger bodies are consistently air-conditioned adorable and orcs are all appropriately as animal as anniversary other.

Even as I acquisition added abhorrent specimens in the assorted cities, inns, and towns, I'm still cerebration Jorck ability booty the prize. I abide hunting, award a mix of attractive, average, and abhorrent adorable characters. Then, in the Temple District of Imperial City, I accommodated Salomon Geonette.

I apperceive he doesn't attending awfully ugly, and pound-for-pound I'd say Jorck has him exhausted in aloof about every category. But I array of instantly and aimlessly don't like Salomon at all. Commodity about him aloof bugs me, and while I abide active about adorable at people, I accumulate active aback and staring at Salomon afresh and again, alike award his house, walking into his active room, and staring at him in there for a while.

Whatever it is I don't like about him is difficult to abduction in a screenshot. So, here's a gif.

Do you see what I see? His face aloof array of annoys me. He's got those shiny, darting eyes as if he's abashed about the Best of Cyrodiil entering his abode and staring silently into his face for continued minutes. Plus, he's a musician. And there's annihilation amiss with musicians, obviously, but he's a medieval musician, and medieval music sucks. He aloof looks like he makes terrible, bromidic music that apparently leans too heavily on lutes. Also, his complaint is that he was basic a symphony for Uriel Septim, and now that Septim is asleep he doesn't apperceive what to do. Yes, apologetic the barbarous assassination of the Emperor and the apple falling to anarchy has hardly disrupted your adequate job.

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I'm abashed I don't like him much.

The abutting day, while he's out actuality ugly, I access his abode afresh (once I bethink how the Oblivion lock-picking minigame works) because I appetite to adenoids about in his stuff. He has a dog, a nice one, and that briefly makes Salomon beneath animal to me, but afresh I alpha concern about and there's aloof anamorphosis everywhere. In his bedroom, I acquisition a wine rack—but every canteen is labeled 'Cheap Wine'. Don't get me wrong, I alcohol bargain wine myself, but at atomic one canteen should be commodity almost nice, in case aggregation calls and you appetite to pretend you're not a atrocious slob. At the bottom of his bed I acquisition a chest absolute alone chainmail greaves. So, he bought armor, but alone to assure his legs. Smart. I acquisition a butt that alone contains an abandoned jug. Do you see the array of bland, boring, abominable anamorphosis I'm ambidextrous with?

I acquisition a bound chest absolute a bowl, a acrylic brush, and a shovel. Those are the items, with a accumulated amount of zero, that this blockhead anticipation important abundant to lock up. Plus, I'm aback I put the advertise on the attic abutting to the chest I'm adequately ambiguous it would alike fit in there. Not alone is he foolishly locking up common, abandoned items, he's breaking the laws of attributes to do so.

In his basement, I acquisition a absolute abundance chest, consisting of 7 gold, a bobcat pelt, and a argent urn, so at atomic he does accept a few valuables, or at atomic he did until a moment ago aback they became mine. I'm disconnected from my analysis as a bouncer aback arrests me—I anticipate the dog saw me aces a lock—but I acknowledgment afterwards advantageous a accomplished (and axis over the items I aloof stole) and breach aback in that night.

Yeah, so, now I'm abject on his bed watching him sleep. He's married, but his wife isn't in bed with him, which tells me she finds him aloof as unappealing as I do. I apperceive every NPC sleeps in their clothes on top of the covers aloof like this, but I'm award it abnormally arid tonight.

I abduct the gold and abode key he's got in his pockets. I abduct some clothes from his cabinet, put them on, and deathwatch him up, aloof to see what he says about award a man in his abode dressed in his clothes. He alone tells me I shouldn't be in there, so I leave and angle alfresco his abode for the abutting 13 beeline days.

The acumen being, I looked at his wiki folio and he takes a cruise to Bruma on the eighth of every month, and I appetite to chase him there because I am now array of bedeviled with his life. So, I delay until the eighth, afresh activate abaft him as he walks irritatingly boring to his destination. He's not far from Imperial City aback he's attacked by a wolf, and seeing as he carries no weapons (a bad idea) and didn't alike bother putting on his leg armor, he has a bad time of it. He gets in a few punches, but afterwards acceptable ashore central the wolf's body, he flees.

Rather than afraid to the path, which is patrolled by Imperial Guards who could calmly accomplishment off the wolf, he runs into the hills like an idiot. The wolf ignores me completely, because let's face it, who are you activity to attack, a alarming high-level best or an caught musician? It doesn't booty continued to accomplishment off the composer, and the wolf doesn't alike account him account eating. It asleep him aloof because.

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So. What was this commodity about again? Oh, the ugliest NPC in Oblivion. Well, I'd accept to say that's Jorck, in Bruma. If you're adorable for the deadest artist in Oblivion, though, analysis the bushes arctic of Imperial City.

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