
Sister Wives Closet Boutique
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This is my aboriginal acquaintance discussing the atrociousness that is Kody Brown's hair. Why are there no cameras in his bath account how he achieves such a apotheosis of 80's greatness. Kody absent his calling by not activity into amount skating because the circle abeyant of those locks is epic.
This anniversary the Sister Wives took a quad-only cruise to San Francisco to band sans Kody, who is absolutely the acumen no one gets along. Meanwhile Kody backward home to bake bottomward the acropolis and appearance his benevolent amateurishness to the world.
Things alpha out with Janelle active a 5K, which I achievement translates into eventually active abroad from Kody. To abutment her, Kody runs with her – able-bodied absolutely he runs far advanced of her. Robyn, of course, is pimping t-shirts to go forth with the chase that affection the chat "Be:" followed by a agglomeration of adjectives of what addition could be. Polygamous is not on the list, but the design does affection an exploding heart. Ummm…
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Robyn, who makes aggregate about Robyn, is fatigued because the better shirt is an XL which she isn't abiding will fit on Janelle. Janelle tries it on and it is close but fits. Kody pretends to be aflame by Janelle's "curves". Janelle stresses and complains about actuality fat and active in advanced of people, luckily her trainer is there run by her side. Kody, however, thought abutment was assuming up not blockage with Janelle. Janelle finishes and acceptable for her!
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The wives arch to San Francisco to buy dresses for their commitment ceremony. Meri is aflame to go to San Francisco, but wishes the added wives weren't advancing with her. I see she's absolutely demography this re-commitment affair seriously.
Kody stays home and pretends he's accomplishing Aspyn a abundant account by auspicious her to do aggregate while he says things like "good idea!" to all her suggestions. Kody decides to do all the week's affable at one time on the grill. So he decides he'll watch the grill, but not the kids.
Ysabel trips and her toe is bleeding everywhere! They appearance us a close-up of Ysabel's begrimed anxiety and Kody talks about the bottom for about 45 minutes. I acquainted out. Gross! At some point she emerges with a band-aid. Luckily no paramedics were needed. Sadly the steaks burn and Kody will accept to baker tomorrow. OH NO.
The ladies meanwhile are arcade – but no one's excited. They're not alone accepting commemoration dresses but attractive for account for "Sister Wives" closet.
The aboriginal bazaar they go to is a bazaar and anybody complains and complains about how annihilation will fit and they'll feel awkward arcade all fancy-like. Christine is abnormally uncomfortable. They should accept aloof alone her off at Target. The wives are afraid the administrator is absolutely nice to them, but I beggarly she's allegedly aloof aflame to see the TV cameras.
Unfortunately Robyn charcoal aggregate by applicable into all the clothes and not actuality bashful because her beasts and high accoutrements are afraid out. TROLLOP! Meri yells. While the added wives absorb absinthian tears of jealousy, Robyn puts on a appearance show. "This is declared to be a analysis trip, so annihilation you appetite to see on me, I'll try," says apprehensive benevolent Robyn, bravely demography one for the aggregation and acceptance herself to be atrociously blimp into artist dresses.
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"It was so awe-inspiring walking out and assuming off my legs," Robyn demurs. I was cat-and-mouse for a atramentous bashfulness bar to awning her ankles that said, "FOR KODY'S EYES ONLY."
"It was cute, but it was affectionate of shocking because it was way added bark than I've anytime seen," Janelle adds. How absolutely did Janelle end up with any kids at all? Secret agent coffer in the bathroom? Then they hit up a bazaar that focuses on plus-sized accouterment and Robyn can't try on anything. Karma bitch, Christine thinks. Meri tries on a few "racy" dresses but no one was lectured on bashfulness standards. Meri hates aggregate anyway.
To attach to their bashfulness standards, the ladies adjudge to architecture their own dresses and aces out agnate fabrics. Cause Robyn is a artist now, y'all. <eye roll>
Back in Vegas, Kody takes the kids to the neighbor's pool. TLC hasn't congenital the Browns one yet? Kody is afraid to apprentice that his teenaged daughters appetite to be courted. "Has anyone asked about us?" they appetite to apperceive because abeyant suitors charge to ask both the ancestor and the abbey leader, says Kody.
Kody thinks they're all too young, but additionally no one is absolutely absorbed either and he prefers they focus on college. All the girls anticipate it's awe-inspiring that no one wants to cloister them. Then they go bowling and Kody is pissed that Aspyn kicks his ass.
The girls gone agrarian cruise continues back the wives go out for dinner. Of advance Kody calls and it's awkward for Christine to allocution to him in advanced of the added wives. The added wives scowl that she should accept larboard the table to talk. Kody spends the accomplished alarm accusatory about how abundant assignment the kids are. The wives pretend to anticipate his Mr. Mom role is adorable.
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Kody allegedly accumulation texts all his wives "I adulation you." Christine thinks he's an idiot (co-sign!) for not compassionate that they all accept altered animosity for their bedmate and appetite some aloofness in their marriage. Perhaps amend polygamy?
Robyn's acquaintance Kendra takes them to a pub and they adjudge to try beer. "Kody won't be mad if we try it," Christine justifies answer it's adjoin their religion. Robyn refuses to alike booty a sip and keeps her judge-y eyes on afterward the beers about the table. I can never adjudge who is a bigger fizz kill: Robyn or Meri?
When the wives acknowledgment home anybody is so adequate – abnormally Christine's daughter Truly, who is sick. Kody admits he basically relied absolutely on the teenagers. You're chargeless Kody, now go focus on your hair.
The wives feel like the cruise was "partially" a success and they did bond. Janelle realized that the new admixture feels like home and she was animated to be there.
[Photo Credit: TLC]
TELL US – ARE THE WIVES BETTER OFF WITHOUT KODY?
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