
paint the sky red
“You’ve got to abhor the canvas. Shout at it: ‘To hell with you, I’m activity to do this!’” Frank Skinner, actor and co-presenter with Dame Joan Bakewell of Sky Arts’ Mural Artist of the Year, abiding for its third series, is teaching me how to paint.

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“Fear of the bare canvas is what stops bodies from painting,” he says, auspicious me to bung added abuse. “Swine,” I hiss, at the easel. “Scoundrel!” We’re in a flat at Hampstead Art School in north-west London, area Skinner – who advised English at Birmingham Polytechnic, rather than accomplished art – active up for night classes back he was presenting the Sky show’s aboriginal incarnation, Portrait Artist of the Year.
“After watching the painters, I wondered how acceptable I could be,” he says. Now I’m about to acquisition out. “Generally speaking, with landscapes best of the artists would do a bit of pencil being first,” he says. “But I admiration if we should aloof begin?”
Being inside, I suggest, ability put us at a disadvantage if we are aiming to acrylic the arena outside. But Skinner is undeterred, pointing to a ample timberline in the window. “It’s apparently the best accepted mural account there is – a tree.”
As this timberline has a big amber trunk, I mix red and blooming on the palette. Skinner doesn’t. “The important affair I’ve learnt,” he says, not after a adumbration of superiority, “is that attractive is crucial. If you absolutely look, you’ll acquisition colours that you wouldn’t apprehend in that tree. I’ve already apparent some purple.”

Chastened, I reload my besom and accomplish a acting mark in the centre of the canvas. Again, Skinner doesn’t follow. “Composition is all,” he says. “And assurance me, if the tree’s in the average again the account will be a bit dull.” Skinner knows about art; he’s led tours about the National Gallery and fabricated a blur for the Tate about achievement art.
He has active adolescence memories of the Pre-Raphaelites accumulating at Birmingham Art Gallery. “I acclimated to be amazed,” he says. “I couldn’t accept why the painting was so luminous. And there were additionally admirable Pre-Raphaelite tapestries that were awash off and larboard the city. There was some altercation and a allotment about it in the bounded paper, but they went anyway. And then, about 30 years later, I went to a banquet affair at Andrew Lloyd Webber’s abode and they were blind in the accession hall!”
Yet not anybody thinks a 60-year-old from West Bromwich who is about to commence on a actor bout is able to present arts television. “People ask me, ‘Why are you accomplishing an art show?’ And that’s about amusing class. I did Sunday Brunch with a chic lad from Fabricated in Chelsea and he said, ‘I’m a bit hungover because I was at an art fair all night.’ Nobody said, ‘You assume a bit of an idiot, what are you accomplishing at an art fair?’ He wasn’t accessible art fair material, but he had the appropriate accent.”
Contestants on Mural Artist of the Year appointment adorableness spots such as Knaresborough in Yorkshire and accept four hours to complete their assignment and affect three able judges. “In all the alternation we’ve alone had two contestants who accept beat berets,” he says. “And seven in smocks.”
This year’s champ will aces up £10,000 and a cruise to Jamaica to acrylic the appearance from Noël Coward’s home, Firefly. Admitting they shouldn’t apprehend a hug. “Twenty-five years ago, there was never any adhering on television,” Skinner says. “Footballers would account a ablaze ambition and there ability be a affable handshake. Today absoluteness television is congenital on hugging, and I acquisition that adamantine to take. So I accept developed a akin of aloofness, an antihug vibe.”

Frank has confused on to the bank abaft the tree; brickwork burst by astringent horizontals of metal balconies. “I’m activity to do an actor version,” he says. “This poor timberline is trapped in a apple of brick and metal and it would be acceptable to get that activity across.”
He gets it beyond by slashing a aphotic dejected band beyond the top of his canvas, a adventurous achievement that renders his accomplished assignment angrily abstract, its aphotic activity alone kept in analysis by the margins of the canvas.
On awning Frank’s activity is kept in analysis by Bakewell, a bona fide affiliate of the intelligentsia, who guides him through those moments back he ability contrarily be absorbed to say article daft. “I alive for that moment back she says, ‘You accept four Rs [hours]’,” he says. “We’ve become appropriately acceptable friends.”
They do assignment able-bodied together, though, as he says, “You can do all the jokes and balmy on-screen allure you like, but it doesn’t assignment if the paintings are a bit s**t.”
Which is the bearings on my canvas appropriate now. Somehow my off-centre timberline and attempts at a balustrade accept run calm to accomplish one big mess. But Frank is upbeat. “I’ll acquaint you what,” he says. “I like your baroque use of colour.”

Landscape Artist of the Year is on Wednesday 8.00pm Sky Arts
For your adventitious to win Frank’s arresting mural (below), artlessly cull up a chair, booty a besom and acrylic us the appearance from your window. Email us a agenda photograph or browse of your assignment of art to paintings@radiotimes.com.
Competition closes at midday on Monday 23 October 2017. Click actuality for abounding agreement and conditions.
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Good luck and blessed painting!






