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muscle spasms 10pm
Steve Ballmer (photo. Vine/Arash Markazi)
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The Clippers stomped the Lakers aftermost night at Staples Center, 114-89, and the intercity rivals accept appeared to about-face places with the Clippers axis into appellation contenders and the Lakers acute ping pong brawl moves. New Clippers buyer Steve Ballmer has a lot to be blessed about with his $2 billion franchise, but conceivably he should burden from dancing like he did aftermost night.
A lot of bodies are authoritative excuses for Ballmer back he’s a billionaire, which we assumption gives you carte blanche to ball like an OCD adolescent controls your limbs with baby strings.
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While watching Ballmer shimmy and shake, we were reminded of article an old accessory already declared to us back we were alive with her in college. She was ridiculously acute African-American woman and back she saw us dancing in the abundance area we both formed (college is expensive), she said we had “CRD.” Confused, we asked what she meant.
“Caucasian accent disorder.” She was right, too (miss you Goldie).
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We do accept CRD, but not about as bad as Ballmer. He looks like he’s accepting a seizure, or was slipped some biologic that blocks all motor functioning:
Ballmer is the affiche adolescent for CRD now, but he shouldn’t care. He’s a billionaire who owns a basketball aggregation in Los Angeles. Our eyes ability care, and his accompany and ancestors ability be abashed with embarrassment, but he possesses “I don’t accord a f***” money. Watching him beat and bang his accoutrements about with actual little hip movement aloof reminds us how bad we danced in academy and how poor we are in allegory to Ballmer.
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