roomba vs dog poop
NBC
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Ah, the Roomba. It’s mankind’s greatest apparatus for carriageable DJs and bodies dressed as characters from Aladdin, and additionally charwoman up apart Cheerios in your flat apartment. But like aggregate acceptable in life, things can go angrily wrong. For Jesse Newton, you ability alike say they angry to… sh*t.
Earlier this month, Newton’s puppy, Evie, did what a lot of puppies do (do), and pooped on the attic during the night. At 1:30 a.m. to be precise. Fortunately, that’s the aforementioned time Newton’s Roomba cleans up the house; unfortunately, Roombas aren’t able to accord with “droppings.” Ladies and gentlemen, acceptable to “the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening.”
Do not, beneath any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. If the absurd does happen, and your Roomba runs over dog poop, stop it anon and do not let it abide the charwoman cycle. Because if that happens, it will advance the dog account over every believable apparent aural its reach, consistent in a home that carefully resembles a Jackson Pollock account painting. (Via)
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It can’t be that bad, can it? Oh, it can.
It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your appliance legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s abreast the floor, it will accept account on it. Those alarming wheels, which accept a checky apparent for bigger traction, larboard 25-foot account trails all over the house. Our adorable Roomba, who gets a accurate charwoman every night, looked like it had been mudding. Yes, mudding – like what you do with a Jeep on a activity road.
But in poop. (Via)
["640"]If you’re absolutely lucky, you’ll admiration why your 4-year-old kid smells like account afore acumen what happened. This is aback the absolute fun started for Newton. He bankrupt his adolescent and Roomba, in that order; took out the carpeting shampooer; threw abroad the carpeting shampooer because it was a abortive advance adjoin the All-Mighty Poop; got out cardboard towels; bashed the floor; acclimated the beef mop; and assuredly went aback to bed at 6 a.m. He wasn’t done.
Newton additionally drew this cool accessible map.
The moral of the adventure is: Rosie from The Jetsons adapted a pay raise.
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(Via Facebook)
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