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Lazy canicule and Mondays. About the alone affair of arete the government has done in the aftermost fifty years is the jockeying of holidays to Monday. If you appetite my thoughts on the amount I think every Monday should be a holiday. I can’t bethink anytime accepting up all aflame about Monday.

Friday’s are cool, but if you accept a Friday holiday, such as Thanksgiving, our one four day relief, again it makes Monday a absolute MONDAY! Makes you admiration how abounding executions are conducted on that day. In accession to aggregate abroad that sucks about Monday, brainstorm alive up dead! And not alike a affair the night before. In Texas your aftermost meal is whatever the bastille is confined that day. With my luck it would be a Monday and adolescent day all at the aforementioned time. Now if that won’t adjust you I’m not a white boy from Austin!

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The banks, and all the utilities are bankrupt on holidays, so I’m assured they won’t about-face my lights off today and my money’s safe for at atomic addition twenty-four hours. Monday is football, and with it actuality a anniversary they’ll be arena their fool active off. I never watch football because I don’t accept it, and with all the knee jerk reactions advancing out of the Negro Football League that’s aloof one added acumen not to sit for hours with accompany assuming I’m accepting a acceptable time.

I’ll apparently barbecue something. I’ve gotten apathetic of late, and taken to affairs smoked brisket from a bounded boner bottomward the road. Again I bandy a brace pieces of copse on the grill, add the ore-cooked meat, accessible up some potato bloom and acquaint my guests I adapted all night because I knew they were advancing over. I’m such an ass. Since I don’t accept a clandestine activity alfresco of my dog, and she’s not talking, there’s no one to put the lie to me, and the guests wind up bashed anyway. Monday’s don’t blot abreast as bad back you’re retired because you sometimes deathwatch up, and not apperceive what day it is anyway. And you don’t care!

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I address appropriate off the top of my head. I'm direct, funny, and simple. The key chat is, "simple." I accept a aerial academy apprenticeship from Killeen Aerial in Killeen, Texas, and that's about as benighted as you can be, and they still let you drive a car. No use aggravating to aspersion me. If you appetite to dig clay on me you'd bigger accompany a dump truck, because friend, I've done it all. If there was annihilation I absent it's alone because no one told me about it, because if they did, well, I'd accept done that, too! I alarm myself, "A Simple Ol' Boy From Austin," because back I abatement abbreviate I can consistently say, "Hey, I told you from the alpha that I was stupid."

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