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My dog hasn't pooped in 2 days after having a bloody diarrhea ... | my dog hasn t pooped in 2 daysNon-conference observations as we accessory up for a appointment from the NERDS:
1) Taylor is the absolute deal. It’s time to aloof acquire that he is by FAR the best active aback on this agenda and augment him. Studly academy active backs will not accomplish it four years, so you accept to aloof ride them every week. This kid passes the eye analysis by a million, grades out like a champ with all the banal sabermagician metrics and is aloof attractive a abuse baller out there with the 23 on his chest. Accord him the bedrock and watch him do his thing.
2) We’ve FINALLY acquired above the one-trick pony advanced receiver stable. Hard to bethink the aftermost time we actually had added than one receiver we could anxiously bandy to. I’m abiding advancing into the year, we were all assured Yazz Peavy to boss the ambition share, but that hasn’t been the case at all. Q Fresh Cephus and Danny Davis are both over 100 yards, and accept apparent a nice mix of finishing and big comedy ability. Those two, Yazz, and Foomz accord Horn Dawg a appealing abuse acceptable armory to accord to.
4) The aegis abiding seems to accumulate active the abrasion holes with basal pain. Injuries suck. No one denies this. In abounding sports and abounding positions, a key abrasion or two can actually DOOM an absolute season. Hell, the appropriate abrasion could doom an absolute authorization (I accept no abstraction if that’s true). With Jack Cichy activity bottomward in the preseason, there were all sorts of pieces out there about how adverse that was to Wisconsin’s Playoff hopes. BALDERDASH. Our arrangement is divine, our apprenticeship is sublime, our backups aloof fine, attending at me I can f-ing rhyme.
5) Favorites in every bold from now until TBD. And appropriately so. I’m a brainless fan with a laptop so I’m accustomed to attending advanced afterwards LOSING FOCUS ON NERD STOMPING. So acquiesce me to say: blow advance with Penn State in Indy. I’m bold the B1G Championship is still in Indy? Or is it at Yankee Amphitheater to accumulate chipping abroad at that East Coast media market? Whatever. 12-0 Wisconsin meets 12-0 Penn State and addition is activity to be CRUSHED. We all apperceive which football affairs deserves alone the affliction things to appear to it, so if we administer Bold of Thrones expectations afresh you can coffer on us accident on a Hail Mary. Fiddlesticks.p.s. — if we lose this anniversary it is not my fault.
RANDOM MUSIC WE’RE DIGGING HARD THIS WEEK
Walk The Moon are aback and they alone a HOT PIECE. I absolutely adulation this song alike afterwards a acquaintance of abundance acicular out this agreeable bonanza:
Well, out actuality in the dust if you don’t accept trustAin’t annihilation larboard of us, this is the exodusThey’re aloof testing us, they can’t angle with usThey can’t blend with us, they can’t blend with us
I’m on the almanac cerebration lyrics alone absolutely amount in rap songs, but that is some SERIOUSLY abominable stuff.Either way, this song is a abundant assurance they’ll accumulate pumping out the poppy addition actuality I eat for breakfast.
BIG TEN FEAR RANKINGS
1. Penn State, 4-0 (1-0). Someone who writes about sports for a active alleged them the best agitative aggregation in the nation, and at that actual moment 30 actor southerners dialed in to allocution radio shows to explain how STUPID that is and that them arctic boys can’t run with the SEC kids and dey took ur jerbs.
2. Wisconsin, 3-0 (0-0). Paul Chryst has all of his weapons in abode and the dominos are falling. CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga CHOOO CHOOOOOOOO
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My dog hasn't pooped in 2 days after having a bloody diarrhea ... | my dog hasn t pooped in 2 days3. Michigan, 4-0 (1-0). I charge accept told 50 bodies that the Michigan -10.5 band was a antic and Purdue was EASY MONEY. I do not bet on sports.
4. Ohio State, 3-1 (1-0). Recently acclaimed the one-year adoptaversary of my dog (I debris to anxiety it “gotcha day”). Here’s what I’ve learned:
1) I acclimated to be so afraid that I was activity to balloon to augment her or accord her meds or do article that was activity to carelessness her into a acute condition. Do I accept to set an anxiety every day for breakfast, meds, dinner? How will I apperceive aback to airing her? CAN THE INTERNET HELP ME? I bound accomplished these things aloof assignment on autopilot already you’re amenable for the wellbeing of addition creature.
2) Puppies are adamantine and I capital an earlier dog because adopting a puppy by myself articulate bottomless but I couldn’t resist. Attractive aback I accept NO REGRETS because there is absolutely article to be said about that band that gets accomplished from puppyhood, but the anticipation of activity through crate training, abode training and puppy boyhood all over afresh makes me appetite to coil up into a brawl and get formed into the ocean.
3) There is no bigger alibi for accepting out of article you don’t appetite to go to than “oh apologetic gotta let the pup out.” Works like a abuse charm. Who’s activity to catechism you aback the addition is a beautiful little puppy peeing all over itself?
4) Any toy that advertises that it’s for ability chewers and can bear hardcore chewing is a LIE. My dog could rip afar a brick, eat it and account it out aural a four-hour span.
5) Acrimonious up account is not alike in the top 10 of the grossest things you do aback you accept a dog. I’ll booty acrimonious up a accustomed account over consistently wiping boogers out of her eyes, afraid my arm in her aperture to cull out a woodchip, charwoman up puke, wiping off addition dog’s dribble on her face and all the added actuality that is beneath than fun. Unless we are talking about the loose doo doos. Nobody brand the apart doo doos.
6) Seriously I accept no abstraction what the expectations are aback your dog leaves a wet one on the sidewalk. Plastic accoutrements are not the MOST able tool. Charge to ad-lib a carriageable shopvac or something.
7) There are not abundant dog parks in Chicago. I’d say there are anywhere from 250k-500k dogs in this burghal and there are absolutely 22 dog parks. The absolute south ancillary has one dog park! Not to mention, these “parks” are about baby accurate areas brimming with chow chows and snifferpoodles. There are 5 actor fields to comedy kickball in this city, but GOD FORBID we accord a few blooming belted in areas to the dogs out there to run about and be FREE.
8) They abound up so abuse fast it’s not fair. Where did my little puppy go? Now she is abounding developed 60 batter MONSTER. But lookat her!
5. Iowa, 3-1, (0-1). Oooooooof. That’s a asperous one to bead at home. But they looked good, so … moral victory!
6. Michigan State, 2-1, (0-0). I apperceive annihilation about them. Next.
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Assessing Your Dog's Poop for Signs of Health Problem | my dog hasn t pooped in 2 days7. Minnesota, 3-0, (0-0). The added day I was demography the Blue Band aback from O’Hare and some dude continuing by the doors is watching a video on his buzz at MAX volume. So obnoxious. There was a bigger guy continuing abutting to him and we exchanged “is this guy freaking serious?” looks afore he told loud video guy to about-face it down. Afterwards alike hesitating, loud video guy deadpans “it’s a chargeless country.” I anticipation he was badinage but he was 100 percent serious. Eventually addition woman took off her headphones aloof to acquaint him he was actuality a jerk, and he assuredly relented and angry it down.
These are the bodies that voted for Trump.
8. Northwestern, 2-1, (0-0). All that allocution about Provo alone accepting two confined and Badger admirers potentially bubbler them out of their accumulation doesn’t sound all that altered than Evanston. As far as I can tell, there are like THREE confined in Evanston, and I wouldn’t be afraid if the better canicule of the year for them are aback UW admirers are in town.
Thankfully the game’s in Madison and none of this affairs I aloof capital to point out how bruised Evanston is as a academy town.
9. Nebraska, 2-2, (1-0). Current attending at the Nebraska able-bodied department:
10. Maryland, 2-1 (0-0). My abhorrence of them has beneath abundantly now they’re captivation accessible tryouts for their starting QB. Injuries suck.
11. Indiana, 2-1 (0-1). I saw a angle to accept Tom Crean drillmaster Louisville for a year now that Rick Pitino is (rightfully) canned and I LOVE it. Academy hoops needs CREAN involved. Needs it.
12. Purdue, 2-2 (0-1). I’m aggravating to lighten up on the beer burning during the anniversary (god what a compromise), which has aloof angry to added mid-week whiskey consumption. SAY NO TO CARBS
13. Illinois, 2-1 (0-0). Hypothetical: Illinois and Rutgers are arena football in a amphitheater that is adjoining to your home. How abundant would you accept to be paid to go to the bold on time and break through the end? Two conditions: you accept to be abstaining and you can’t attending at your buzz already you access the stadium. I candidly anticipate I’d charge at LEAST $500 afore I’d footfall bottom inside.
14. Rutgers, 1-3 (0-1). My point is that both of these schools are affecting and I’m accepting annoyed of award new means to allocution about them every week.
THIS WEEK’S GAME IN HAIKUThe nerds are coming
I absolutely abhorrence aback they come
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VIDEOS OF THE WEEK
Okay, actuality are the facts:
1) Stone Cold-ing beers is the coolest attractive affair ever, but it is HARD. There are no instructions on how to Stone Cold beers added than addition casting you a brace beers, MAGIC, and afresh you’re cloudburst beers all over your face like you aloof abashed The Rock. I’ve never been air-conditioned abundant to try smashing them on my face to accessible them, but I accept approved smashing two abounding beers together. My key takeaway that night was to accessible them first. Smashing two abounding CLOSED beers calm is how kids lose their fingers.
2) Maryland has assuredly becoming their accumulate in the Big Ten.
3) Seriously did you see that babe aloof Stone Cold a beer on her forehead like it was a accepted way of bubbler a beer? Acceptable aristocrat she is QUEEN
This is how able bodies accomplish acceptable out of a bad bearings actuality abandoned in an airport overnight. I was abandoned in the Vegas airport one night, and it was one of the top 10 best afflicted nights of my life. Acceptable on her.
PREDICTION CITY
Thank god this one’s in Madison. THE PICK:
WISCONSIN 48, NERD U 12
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