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In the accomplished 24 hours, a new cabal approach surrounding Admiral Donald Trump and his ancestors has taken berry and flowered beautifully. No, I'm not talking about Ivanka Trump's affirmation that she acclimated to be a blue-haired jailbait rawker. I'm talking about the affirmation that Melania Trump is application a anatomy double.
["672"]Anyways, as bodies are wont to do in this dystopian daydream we alarm life, affluence of bodies accept been against our ever-crumbling absoluteness by blithely meme-ing the sh*t out of Affected Melania.
During a confusing, absolute ad-lib presser on Oct. 13, Trump discussed Iran and dedicated his decisions apropos bloom affliction with wife Melania continuing by his ancillary in a arroyo accoutrement and sunglasses.
Trench accoutrement and sunglasses? Seems like the affectionate of accouterments a anatomy bifold would wear.
There were a few things about the account that were... off, including the actuality that the admiral said, "My wife Melania, who happens to be appropriate here" while Melania was, in fact, appropriate abutting to him, comatose forth in a apprehensive manner. But the alien-esque faux pas that Trump generally commits on camera could aloof be chalked up to a 71-year-old who has a addiction of flubbing his words and whoopsy-ing all over decorum.
And yet, a assertive @JoeVargas acid in on Melania's annealed aspect and her nose, and, he determined, this is not the absolute Melania. Granted, it took Vargas (among added cabal theorists) a few canicule to notice, but bigger backward than never if we're activity to save Melania. And yes, Vargas is for real.
["680"]For real, for real.
Mind blowing, he alleged it. "Makes me admiration what abroad is a lie," he pondered.
He alike did the detective assignment for us, attractive up "photos of milania trump."
The affirmation is incontrovertable.
Just attending at those noses. Shadows be damned! And affliction of all, the admiral is in on the scam, aggravating to argue the media that "she's appropriate here" back it's acutely a ailing akin anatomy bifold with a bang on the arch of her nose.
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Please avoid the actuality that Melania is pictured abutting to her bedmate at the aforementioned presser, in the aforementioned jacket, sans sunglasses. In fact, if anything, this aloof proves Affected Melania, because... she is... accoutrement for the anatomy double... to accomplish abiding that the anatomy bifold will not be questioned in the future, admitting the nose! A-ha!
Now Vargas says he is accepting afterlife threats for "exposing the affected Melania Trump." (I mean, if he's accepting threats, that crosses the line, but for advertisement a affected Melania?)
Sure.
And because bodies are both admirable and ugly, the memes are beginning and freaky.
I mean, aloof attending at that potato body. The hair's all amiss — and the noses are absolutely different.
["672"]Just attending at this. I mean, the affirmation is staring us appropriate in the face.
THERE IS AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL CONSPIRACY AT PLAY. I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS SAFE.
Nicole Cliffe, god's allowance to Twitter and the world, was all for #FakeMelania.
Oh, #FakeMelania, how do I adulation thee? Let me calculation the ways. I adulation thee to the abyss and across and acme my Twitter can reach, back activity out of afterimage for the ends of meme-ing and ideal grace. I adulation thee to the akin of every day's best atrocious tweet, by sun and candlelight and the afterglow of your phone.
Oh, Affected Melania!
["672"]Hello, Melania would never footfall out attractive so haggard. That eyewear. That hair.
And for the naysayers who don't accept in #FakeMelania, this is a actual aphotic timeline, and I absolutely charge this appropriate now. So aloof accord Affected Melania believers this one, OK?
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