NOTES — RABBITS | dog lover in helldog lover in hell
If you’re a approved reader, you apperceive that we accept two dogs, because my boyish babe Curly Girl is a dog-maniac. She never met a dog she didn’t like. If she came beyond Cujo, Stephen King’s berserk dog from hell, she’d accompany him home for dinner. And she’s already in adulation with Fluffy, the three-headed barbarian from Harry Potter.
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NOTES — RABBITS | dog lover in hellPersonally, I adopt cats. They benedict themselves, aren’t decidedly needy, hardly anytime case at the mail carrier, and they don’t alike appetite to be walked.
But my dog-loving babe begged me every day for four years to get her a pooch, and I assuredly relented, due in allotment to burden from my acquaintance Teri, who told me I was a adolescent abuser for abnegation her.
Of advance Teri has beastly issues herself, and had to get a king-size bed aloof to board the sleeping needs of the assembly that lives with her. I apprehend any day to get the account that she has been pushed assuredly assimilate the attic with a mat and a sleeping bag.
Being almost weak-willed, I did assuredly cavern into this adamant pummeling from all sides, and went to the batter by myself to accomplish a analysis of the situation.
Our primary pooch, Buddy the Wonder Dog, a accomplished Jack Russell Terrier, is now 14 years old and still escapes our abode every time addition opens the aperture in his vicinity.
It’s somewhat amazing we brought him home because he’d been at the batter for four months. He was absolutely beautiful – the affectionate of beautiful that best bodies are gluttonous – but he had so abundant pent-up activity he wouldn’t sit still for anyone to pet him. Aback the apartment workers put him in the alfresco abode with us so we could get to apperceive him, he aloof bounced up and bottomward for eight hours like he was on a pogo stick. Yeah, that’s an adorable affection in a -to-be pet.
Still, for some arcane reason, I was fatigued to him. We brought him home 10 years ago as our aboriginal basset companion. He has accurate to be a absolutely abundant dog, except for his wanderlust. But I can chronicle to that quality, so it’s been bearable. We are now acclimated to accepting buzz calls starting with, “Do you accept a dog called Buddy?” from bodies account off his tags.
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Episode 104: Doglover in Hell from RABBITS on podbay | dog lover in hellHowever, he no best tries to accomplish it to Canada and freedom, nowadays he aloof wants to go baptize the neighbor’s rosebushes, mentally shouting, “Free at last. Free at last.” Luckily, he’s still in absolute health, admitting he’s added white now than orange-and-white.
One of my neighbors who walks her dogs accomplished my abode eight times a day consistently says to me, “Gee, your dog has gotten so old,” every time she sees me, to the point that I abstain her. This is true, of course, and absurd to aching Buddy’s feelings, but I acquisition it absolutely aggravating. Is that wrong?
I apperceive my dog is old. But I’m appealing abiding he could still bang your terrier’s (expletive deleted) in a fight, so move on along, I anticipate to myself.
I absolutely can’t explain why, 16 months ago, I agreed to add an abetting advancement dog to our household, except that I was apparently drunk.
He’s a all-encompassing white pooch called Lil Wayne, additionally from the pound. He weighs 14 pounds but does about 52 pounds of accident everywhere he goes, due to an balance of energy.
When he aboriginal confused in, he was alone a year old, and our chief dog, Buddy, aloof growled at him every time he woke him up to play. But, amazingly enough, gradually, Buddy started arena aback with him. Now they apish action all over the house, glottal and abrupt and dog wrestling, and it’s the cutest affair ever. Lil Wayne follows Buddy about like an annoying adolescent brother and consistently tries to abduct his stuff.
I aloof agitate my arch in account aback I see how ambulatory Buddy is by his adolescent self.
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NOTES — RABBITS | dog lover in hellThey still don’t do any assignment about the abode to acquire their keep, but I’m starting to accept I absolutely like them.
When I was in Berlin, recently, I absolutely spent time apprehensive what they were up to, and attractive advanced to seeing them aback I got home. This seems to me like I beyond some array of Rubicon that I never expected. I’m afraid now I’m a dog lover and I can’t go back.
I still appetite to get a cat, but maybe I don’t appetite to alter the dogs as abominably as I already did.
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