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One of the affidavit why I don't watch Westworld is because I'm allergic to fan theories. I adopt to let a appearance booty me area it wants, afterwards consistently attractive for hidden meanings and clues. It's a bit of a amplitude to say that Search Party is a accusation of the ability of fan theories, but isn't that absolutely what Dory is doing? Seeing what she wants to see? Authoritative access that aren't there? To go alike further, isn't that what best of us do in our circadian lives? We try to acquisition acceptation and actualize self-narratives that accord us a faculty of purpose.
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But I'm way advanced of myself. Let's get to recappin'.
It turns out those mini-cassettes were absolutely surveillance footage of the Chinese restaurant, which crop absolutely annihilation until Dory spots … Agnes Cho? If I'd accepted she was action to be important, I might've paid added absorption to her. (Just to jog your memories: Agnes was the babe at the acuity who acted like she was Dian Fossey.) Dory confronts Agnes, who aboriginal denies that she knows anything, afresh says she'll acquaint Dory area Chantal is for the air-conditioned sum of $5,000 — for the apes, of course.
Dory asks Portia and Elliott for the money and they run off to advised in a closet. (They're besties again, by the way, so all is appropriate in the world.) They appear as a affiliated front: "We're not giving our best acquaintance a dime." From there, the Scooby Assemblage puts two abstracted affairs in motion: Drew and Portia try to bribery pervy Nanny Daddy (whose absolute name is Chuck), and Elliott and Dory accomplish an abode to Chantal's family, who are in boondocks for a dress fitting.
Portia lures Chuck to her accommodation with hardly dominatrix-y argument messages. Aback he arrives — and anon drops trou — she demands the money and Drew acts as the muscle, authoritative ambiguous threats about the aphotic web. Somehow, it works.
Meanwhile, at the dress shop, Elliott accomplish his brash angle to the family. Naturally, they anticipate he's insane. Dory emerges from her ambuscade abode and Chantal's sister is all, "Hey, you're the babe who put on my sweater!" and Dory tries to explain that she's not aggravating to betray them and that she's absolutely legit. She says that she's alive with Keith to acquisition Chantal and the ancestors says, "Who?"
Whoa, I did not see that coming.
The cutest affair in the apple is Portia's blessed "Mama got the money" ball aback Elliott and Dory acknowledgment home empty-handed. (Portia is in a absolutely altered adventure from the blow of her accompany and I'm absolutely actuality for it.) Cash in hand, Agnes tells them that Chantal is in Montreal and alike gives them an address. Afresh Dory borrows a car from an acutely benumbed Gail and tells Keith that Chantal is in Miami to bandy him off the trail, but abandoned afterwards acceptance him to blab about how abundant he loves her.
In the car, Drew is still answer over Dory's lie about area she spent the night: She claimed she'd been at a sleepover at the Museum of Natural History with Elliott, abnormally sans sleeping bag. "Did you accompany a sleeping bag?" Drew asks. "Of course!" Elliott says, cluelessly.
Cut to Drew and Dory accepting a huge action forth the ancillary of the road, as Elliott rolls his eyes: "I'm sorry. I cannot booty beeline couples angry seriously. It's like, get over yourself."
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This action is a doozy. Dory allegedly confesses to Drew that she slept with Keith, and afresh he drops his own affliction — he was the one who ransacked her Bank of Obsession and larboard the agenda to stop attractive for Chantal. I did not see that coming, allotment deux.
Both Dory and Drew say aching things to anniversary added and breach up. I am actual distraught.
The assemblage active to a restaurant in Montreal area Drew sulks at the bar while Elliott, Chantal, and Dory begin by cartoon color-coded archive on the table. ("We accept crayons and we're smart!" Portia says.) Their conclusion: Keith was alive with the cult, possibly to charge accidental women, and he's the ancestor of Chantal's child. Also, Lorraine knew too abundant and Keith asleep her.
While in town, Portia locks eyes with a abstracted guy called Matthieu and they barter numbers. Meanwhile, Drew smokes now. Poor Drew.
In the final episode, the assemblage arrives to the abode area Chantal is allegedly staying. It's a big, abandoned vacation house. Chantal's not there, but they acquisition the Spartan allowance she's been active in. Portia, who thinks this accomplished affair is aloof a fun game, begs Drew to booty her aback to boondocks to accommodated up with Matthieu, and he agrees, abrogation Dory abandoned with Elliott. Dory is in the average of accusatory that no one is demography their mission actively aback Elliott gets a alarm from his administrator and scampers off to booty it. That's aback the aperture jiggles, gets burst open, and none added than Keith appears.
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Dory grabs Drew's taser and tells Keith to break away. She knows he wasn't alive for the Witherbottoms and that he is the ancestor of Chantal's baby. Dumbfounded, he denies it all — he loves her and planned to breach the accolade money with her and would she amuse put that affair down? She tases him and hits his arch on the bend of the kitchen island — which is consistently TV cipher for "uh oh, you're dead." Except he's not dead! His eyes pop open, but he's got a appealing big cleft on his arch and he lunges at Dory. At that exact moment, Drew walks in and sees Dory struggling. He grabs a candlestick and wallops Keith absolutely in the head. This time, claret is everywhere and Keith does not resemble a active person.
"I adulation my publishing company!" Elliott squees, advancing in from outside. He takes in the abhorrent tableaux — Drew abating Dory, who's covered in blood, with Keith lying apoplectic on the kitchen attic — and his aperture drops open. Boy Scout Drew wants to alarm the police, but Elliott objects. "You don't alarm the badge aback you asleep somebody! He is asleep and we are not!"
"It was self-defense," Dory says, halfheartedly. "Was it?" Elliott screams.
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Suddenly, we apprehend Portia's bemused voice: "Guys, I begin Chantal!" There's a flurry of action as Drew, Dory, and Elliott try apple-pie up the abomination scene. They annoyance Keith's anatomy into a closet and, in a panic, Elliott puts the candlestick in the refrigerator. Afresh Portia accomplish into the kitchen with Matthieu … and Chantal. "Hi guys," she says.
Tearfully, Chantal tells her story. She was dating a affiliated guy called Farley who bankrupt up with her and she was super-bummed about it, so her acquaintance Agnes let her break at her summer abode and … that's it. Oh, the celebrity of Alia Shawkat's face in this moment: confusion, dismay, with aloof a soupçon of panic. (At one point, she absolutely begins abetment abroad from Chantal.)
"It's awe-inspiring because I'm afraid … " Chantal continues, as Dory briefly allowances up, " … that someone's action to appear to the abode to clean, or like farm at any moment so I'm sleeping in this accumulator allowance upstairs."
"Isn't this amusing you guys?" Portia says. "Like, annihilation happened! We absolutely anticipation all these crazy bad things and absolutely annihilation happened."
"I mean, my affection got broken. That's not nothing," Chantal says.
Grabbing Chantal's duke a little too tightly, Dory begins to barbecue her. But what about the sonogram? It belonged to Chantal's sister. The Bellow & Hare wolf's tooth? A bridesmaid allowance from Catherine's wedding. Lorraine? "Who's that?" Chantal says, as we cut to a anamnesis of Lorraine bridge herself afore jumping in advanced of a train.
"Keith pushed her in advanced of the train," Dory sputters. "Who's Keith?" Chantal says. Cue a abrupt anamnesis to Keith, bistro a sandwich on a stakeout, as he spots a assurance alms a $250,000 accolade for Chantal's acknowledgment and rips it off the wall.
At this point, Drew and Elliott get it. There's no conspiracy, no abstruse plot, the accomplished affair was a horrible, abhorrent confounding gone awry. But Dory refuses to believe.
"What about the blood-soaked blouse in the woods?" she demands. Anamnesis to Farley and Chantal accepting a post-coital action in the woods. Chantal trips on a wine glass, acid her duke as she falls, and comatose Farley uses her blouse to sop up the blood.
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But … but … the Chinese restaurant! Chantal absolutely ran abroad from Dory at the restaurant! Turns out, Chantal was accepting a affected authorization from Agnes's accessory and — the final abuse — she couldn't abode Dory's face. She absolutely anticipation Dory was a cop.
"Who are you ambuscade from?" Dory yells, absolutely afraid her.
"Honestly?" Chantal says. "Myself."
There you accept it! This is like the end of an Agatha Christie annihilation mystery, except the complete opposite. Aggregate is banal. There is no admirable reveal. The big adumbration is there is no revelation. Oh, and also? Keith is apparently dead.
(Real quick: Can we accede the ability of Chantal aloof actuality addition egoistic New Yorker who thinks aggregate is about her claimed adventure and doesn't appreciate the after-effects of her actions? This show, man.)
As the absoluteness of aggregate hits her, Dory runs to the bath to vomit. The aftermost attempt of the alternation is her face, abounding with dread, staring at herself in the mirror. The horror.
Remember how abundant I abhorrence fan theories? There's article abroad I abhorrence about as much: People who can't leave accomplishment alone. Search Party was perfection. It was acute and assured and blithely acted and berserk absorbing and a accurate gift. It started good, got bigger and better, and crested with an existential afterpiece that acquainted both hasty and absolutely inevitable. It was a independent gem.
But here's the thing: I charge added Search Party in my life. I'm sorry, it's aloof the way it is. That bureau Keith absolutely needs to be not asleep — this is nonnegotiable — because Dory and Drew in bastille would apparently not accomplish for abundant television. Besides that little obstacle, the sky's the limit, TBS! Dory can accessible a detective agency. Or become a clear designer. Or accompany that awe-inspiring babyish cult. Who am I to judge? Annihilation so I can absorb added time with Dory and her accompany and their world. Is that too abundant to ask?
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